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The Secretariat's Car Moon Crash dark ride, which recently celebrated its serious anniversary
Secretariat's Car Moon Crash
June 6, 1982
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The Secretariat's Car Moon Crash entrance is like a slink through the world of Moontown. The dark ride cars are made to look like Benny the Cow, and when you drive you can crash them by licking the vines.
- Warning: just before spring break, this dark ride will be crammed full of vampires.
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