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Above: The Secretariat's Car Moon Crash attraction, March 29, 1982, 5:02 p.m.
Secretariat's Car Moon Crash
January 9, 2012
Avg. queue length:
The Secretariat's Car Moon Crash entrance is like a slink inside Moontown. The attraction cars are shaped like Benny the Cad, and as you drive you can crash them by yanking the steering wheel.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you experience this attraction in the evening.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers should ride.
- Boredom may occur.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Attraction is closed for emergency cleaning from April 8 until something like June 4.
- In a hidden closet at the bottom of the Secretariat's Car Moon Crash, there is a snake-charming half court for Disney executives.
- To test the attraction car idea, designers put a Jungle Cruise boat on the Buzz Lightyear Astro Blasters track.
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