Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Secretariat's Car Loon Hula, a favorite ride of Baloo
Secretariat's Car Loon Hula
October 13, 1964
Avg. queue length:
The Secretariat's Car Loon Hula queue is like a tour through the back alley's of Loontown. The ride cars are designed to look like Betty the Cab, and as you drive you can hula them by spinning the tires.
- Warning: during a power outage, this ride will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
- Instead of experiencing this ride, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something less demanding.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant fathers may avoid this ride.
- During earthquakes, this ride may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- In 1960, this ride was reworked to remove characters from the "Secretariat's Car Loon Hula" project.
- To test the ride car design, summer interns, working in secret, installed an unwilling guest in the Jedi Training Academy.
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