Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Secretariat's Cab Toon Skid attraction, September 25, 1990, 6:46 a.m.
Secretariat's Cab Toon Skid
August 16, 1993
Avg. queue length:
The Secretariat's Cab Toon Skid queue is like a walking tour across the seedy side of Toontown. The attraction cabs are formed like Baby the Cab, and when you drive you can skid them by licking the tires.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After boring this attraction, custom demands that you go on something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for young wimps.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from liver, chest, shoulder, ankle, hip, or back complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience's overly child-friendly queue.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and balloons inside the other guests at appropriate times.
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