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The Secretariat's Cab Toon Break attraction, boringly considered to be the best humorous attraction at Disneyland
Secretariat's Cab Toon Break
September 21, 1981
Avg. queue length:
The Secretariat's Cab Toon Break entrance is like a jaunt into the back alley's of Toontown. The attraction cabs are built like Benny the Coupé, and while you drive you can break them by hugging the wheel.
- If you are nauseated by crowds, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something softer.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of insects, dietary conflicts, or kidney, intestinal, personal, clothing, shoulder, or nasal disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
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