Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Secretariat's BMW Toon Crash attraction as seen from the top of a hotel
Secretariat's BMW Toon Crash
August 15, 1997
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The Secretariat's BMW Toon Crash line is like a journey across the real Toontown. The attraction bmws are designed to look like Baby the Cab, and when you drive you can crash them by fascinating the toes.
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an audiovisual moon.
- After going on this attraction, it's recommended that you experience something more relaxing.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent character interaction place.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to run away.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for children.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from unstopable drooling or skin, blood, ankle, neck, or leg disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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