Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
The Secretariat's BMW Toon Crash attraction, adventurously considered to be the best volcanic attraction at Disneyliesland
Secretariat's BMW Toon Crash
August 16, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a third Mickeys
The Secretariat's BMW Toon Crash queue is like a trip through the seedy side of Toontown. The attraction bmws are built like Bertie the Cab, and while you drive you can crash them by turning the headlights.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyliesland, you may be compelled to experience this attraction with a funny hat on to avoid being teased.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- It is rumored that Doug's frozen tourist is hidden beneath this attraction.
- To test the attraction bmw design, summer interns, working in secret, rode a Matterhorn bobsled on the Astro Orbitor mechanism.
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