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The Schweitzer's Taxi Toon Skid attraction, magically dreaming in the afternoon sunlight
Schweitzer's Taxi Toon Skid
January 10, 1974
Avg. queue length:
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The Schweitzer's Taxi Toon Skid line is like an adventure into the bad part of Toontown. The attraction taxis are just like Buddie the Cab, and while you drive you can skid them by turning the tires.
- Warning: in the middle of a global news blackout, this attraction will be full of reprobates.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38".
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from bowel, viral, or nasal complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains olde-timey characters.
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