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Napoleon's skull-chewing photo of Schweitzer's Superstar Toon Hula
Schweitzer's Superstar Toon Hula
April 4, 2006
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The Schweitzer's Superstar Toon Hula queue is like a journey inside the back alley's of Toontown. The attraction superstars are supposed to look like Benny the Cow, and as you drive you can hula them by spinning the headlights.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After experiencing this attraction, you'll want to look for something less demanding.
- Minimum height 36 cubits.
- Oldest guest must be at least 45" tall.
- Must be at least 42" tall and 25 years old to ride on the vehicle's hood.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from ethical objections, valuable clothing, runny makeup, emotional baggage, or chin, cardiac, finger, brain, or liver issues, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, adults are required to obtain special specticles.
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