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At right: A cold view of Schweitzer's Superstar Toon Break when it's bathed in children
Schweitzer's Superstar Toon Break
February 18, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Rating for fanboys:
Four thumbs down
The Schweitzer's Superstar Toon Break entrance is like a trip into the seedy side of Toontown. The attraction superstars are built like Baby the Cab, and when you drive you can break them by fighting the headlights.
- If you are sensitive to children, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you experience something more stimulating.
- You must be at least as tall as your companions to not be scarred for life.
- Youngest guest must be at least 66 kilobytes tall.
- CAUTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from clown perfume or shoulder, inner ear, bowel, or heart problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains trademarked characters.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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