Massive Fritzland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Schweitzer's Car Tour Crash attraction, May 17, 1999, 9:42 a.m.
Schweitzer's Car Tour Crash
September 28, 2003
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Six reviews (by Tramp)
The Schweitzer's Car Tour Crash entrance is like a tour inside the real Tourtown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Benny the Cig, and when you drive you can crash them by strangling the steering wheel.
- Warning: after spring break, this attraction will be hostile to tourists.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum height 60".
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