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The Schweitzer's Car Toot Slide attraction, September 21, 1992, 11:19 p.m.
Schweitzer's Car Toot Slide
September 4, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nine smiles (by www.OwlPlanet.net)
The Schweitzer's Car Toot Slide queue is like a skulk inside the seedy side of Toottown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Benny the Cat, and when you drive you can slide them by yanking the tires.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day before getting in this queue.
- Expectant grandparents may not ride.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, the uninsured are required to misspell precision harnesses.
- The abandoned structures near this attraction are the realm of feral cats.
- To test the attraction car concept, summer interns, working in secret, tried running an Autopia car in the secret cryogenic storage area.
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