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Pictured: A full view of Schweitzer's Car Toot Break when it's not inundated in darkness
Schweitzer's Car Toot Break
December 2, 1977
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The Schweitzer's Car Toot Break queue is like a slink into Toottown. The attraction cars are built like Benny the Cad, and while you drive you can break them by hugging the wheel.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to just stop caring before getting in this queue.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant parents will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- For your benefit, you should be free from odd phobias, unstopable hotness, trendy clothing, or stomach or back issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Make sure to keep your hats and opinions (in that order) away from the attraction at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen relocation from December 2 until perhaps April 10.
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