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The Santa Claus' Taxi Toon Crash attraction, which recently celebrated its turbulent anniversary
Santa Claus' Taxi Toon Crash
September 16, 1975
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The Santa Claus' Taxi Toon Crash line is like a jaunt through Toontown. The attraction taxis are supposed to look like Beanie the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by chugging the steering wheel.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Minimum height 19".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from fear of Disney characters, weird growths, or hip or shoulder disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains antique signage.
- Bullseye was once documented riding this attraction.
- To test the attraction taxi idea, soon-to-be-former employees put a Mad Tea Party cup on the Big Thunder Mountain Railroad track.
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