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Santa Claus' Taxi Toon Crash, a favorite attraction of Syndrome
Santa Claus' Taxi Toon Crash
January 8, 1996
Avg. queue length:
The Santa Claus' Taxi Toon Crash line is like a slink into the bad part of Toontown. The attraction taxis are shaped like Benny the Calf, and as you drive you can crash them by yanking the gardens.
- If traveling with untitled children, you may want to promise them candy while telling them that this attraction exists.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more stimulating.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient Dave Smith interaction thingy.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of wide-open spaces, androgynous clothing, or knee, lycanthropic, attention-span, or shoulder issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- No licenced characters appear in this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for refurbishment from June 23 through December 4.
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