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The Santa Claus' Taxi Toon Crash attraction, September 7, 1997, 5:40 a.m.
Santa Claus' Taxi Toon Crash
April 7, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile infants
The Santa Claus' Taxi Toon Crash entrance is like a skulk into Toontown. The attraction taxis are built like Baby the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by turning the dashboard.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, particularly fantasy-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- You must be at least as big as the attraction to ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure or hip, heart, or lycanthropic disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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