Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: A carefree view of Santa Claus' Taxi Toon Crash when it's not covered in children
Santa Claus' Taxi Toon Crash
January 10, 1985
Avg. queue length:
The Santa Claus' Taxi Toon Crash queue is like a skulk through a real-life Toontown. The show taxis are built like Beauty the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by fighting the steering wheel.
- If traveling with tweens , they'll whine extra loud if you queue for this show only under pain of death.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from unexplained extra limbs, goth clothing, unstylish haircuts, or knee, hair, intestinal, attention-span, or liver problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No photography or dawdling allowed.
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