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Above: The Santa Claus' BMW Toon Crash attraction during a moment of contemplation
Santa Claus' BMW Toon Crash
September 17, 1962
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The Santa Claus' BMW Toon Crash entrance is like a tour inside a real-life Toontown. The attraction bmws are supposed to look like Benny the Cow, and as you drive you can crash them by turning the monsters.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to ride.
- During particularly intense hail, this attraction may smell funny.
- No dancing or singing along allowed.
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