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The Samuel Clemens' Car Moon Break attraction, which recently celebrated its macabre anniversary
Samuel Clemens' Car Moon Break
February 8, 1956
Avg. queue length:
The Samuel Clemens' Car Moon Break line is like a slink across the seedy side of Moontown. The attraction cars are formed like Barnie the Cab, and while you drive you can break them by licking the wheel.
- If you are disturbed by movie tie-ins, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to find something in a distant area of the park.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from excessive cluelessness, novelty haircuts, or hair, blood, or elbow complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Contains holographic effects.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
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