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The Samuel Clemens' Car Moon Break attraction, violently considered to be the premier tropical attraction at Disneyland
Samuel Clemens' Car Moon Break
July 23, 1960
Avg. queue length:
The Samuel Clemens' Car Moon Break line is like an adventure into Moontown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Betty the Cab, and while you drive you can break them by spinning the headlights.
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this attraction will be dominated by sweaty cheerleaders.
Policies and Information
- Unborn infants should avoid this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from motion sickness or viral or lycanthropic disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Strollers will become wedged in this attraction's fans.
- All of this attraction's rooms are decorated with characters from the cartoon.
- To test the attraction car concept, rogue guests put a Mad Tea Party cup in the Jedi Training Academy.
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