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The Samuel Clemens' Car Moon Break attraction during a moment of contemplation
Samuel Clemens' Car Moon Break
November 25, 1970
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The Samuel Clemens' Car Moon Break queue is like a journey through the seedy side of Moontown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Benny the Can, and when you drive you can break them by hugging the dashboard.
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from lung, kidney, chin, blood, or lycanthropic problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Chernabog had a private suite built next to this attraction.
- To test the attraction car design, pranksters installed a King Arthur Carrousel horse on the Alice in Wonderland track.
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