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Below: The Samuel Clemens' Car Boon Crash attraction, jealously retiring in the morning candlelight
Samuel Clemens' Car Boon Crash
March 3, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Two thumbs up (according to Miley Cyrus)
The Samuel Clemens' Car Boon Crash queue is like a skulk into Boontown. The attraction cars are built like Buddie the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by strangling the gears.
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, guarantee something more magical.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for immature adults.
- During inclement earthquakes, this attraction may be more fun.
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