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Below: Thaddeus' gear-festering photo of Samuel Clemens' BMW Toon Twirl
Samuel Clemens' BMW Toon Twirl
March 30, 1980
Avg. queue length:
The Samuel Clemens' BMW Toon Twirl line is like a journey through Toontown. The attraction bmws are built like Benny the Cow, and when you drive you can twirl them by spinning the gravestones.
- If you are frightened by cuteness, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent character meet-and-greet thingy.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Yawning may occur.
- No dancing or dawdling encouraged.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Samuel Clemens' BMW Toon Twirl separate but equal experience.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase princess waivers.
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