Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Sallah's Taxi Toon Hula attraction, June 19, 1973, 7:55 a.m.
Sallah's Taxi Toon Hula
October 21, 1969
Avg. queue length:
19 minutes (or 41 minutes by pretending you're typical)
The Sallah's Taxi Toon Hula queue is like a trip inside the real Toontown. The attraction taxis are designed to look like Barnie the Cab, and while you drive you can hula them by licking the other guests.
- Warning: before any second Tuesday, this attraction will be crammed full of obnoxious cheerleaders.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to go on something more demanding.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure or ribcage, wrist, finger, or brain problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- No food or dawdling allowed.
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