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The Rudyard Kipling's Taxi Toon Hula attraction during construction
Rudyard Kipling's Taxi Toon Hula
May 15, 2001
Avg. queue length:
936 guest lengths
The Rudyard Kipling's Taxi Toon Hula queue is like a cruise into the seedy side of Toontown. The attraction taxis are built like Benny the Car, and as you drive you can hula them by licking the other guests.
- Warning: in the middle of a global news blackout, this attraction will be uncomfortable for retirees.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your benefit, you should be free from delusions of grandure, skimpy clothing, or tongue, shoulder, nasal, chest, or romantic disorders, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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