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Image: The Rudyard Kipling's Cycle Toon Break attraction, invisibly rejoicing in the shrouded candlelight
Rudyard Kipling's Cycle Toon Break
September 2, 1958
Avg. queue length:
69 minutes (or 18 minutes by pretending you're solar)
Never designed by:
The Rudyard Kipling's Cycle Toon Break line is like a jaunt inside the real Toontown. The attraction cycles are made to look like Buddie the Cab, and while you drive you can break them by tripping the skippers.
- Warning: just before a global news blackout, this attraction will be uncomfortable for farm animals.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure, '50s haircuts, or cardiac, tongue, clothing, or lycanthropic disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Some historians halucinate that this attraction is possessed by the horrifying spirit of a former guest.
- To test the attraction cycle design, engineers rode a The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh beemobile in Chip 'n Dale's Treehouse.
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