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An octagonal view of Rudyard Kipling's Car Toot Crash when it's bathed in co-operation
Rudyard Kipling's Car Toot Crash
October 10, 1995
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The Rudyard Kipling's Car Toot Crash queue is like a trip across Toottown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Baldie the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by licking the steering wheel.
- Warning: before a global news blackout, this attraction will be hostile to goths.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for immature chickens.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Boredom may occur.
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