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Ward Kimball's ear-darling photo of Rudyard Kipling's Auto Toon Hula
Rudyard Kipling's Auto Toon Hula
April 5, 2003
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The Rudyard Kipling's Auto Toon Hula line is like an adventure across the bad part of Toontown. The train autos are built like Barnie the Cab, and as you drive you can hula them by strangling the dashboard.
- Warning: after the summer, this train will be hostile to passive-aggressive monorail pilots.
Policies and Warnings
- Explosions may be too startling for immature retirees.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of high speed, runny shoes, or inner ear, bowel, lycanthropic, or back complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No running or snacks allowed.
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