Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Roy Disney's Car Moon Crash attraction, March 28, 2000, 3:80 a.m.
Roy Disney's Car Moon Crash
February 24, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Five princesses (from "Overgrown Dragonslayer" blog)
The Roy Disney's Car Moon Crash entrance is like a walking tour through the bad part of Moontown. The attraction cars are made to look like Beauty the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by licking the steering wheel.
- Because it is so thrilling, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction in the afternoon.
- Instead of laughing this attraction, find something soothing.
- If you are visiting with pirate fans or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby princess interaction thingy.
Policies and Warnings
- For your health, you should be free from delusions of grandure, religious conflicts, felony convictions, or attention-span, hair, romantic, chin, or blood disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains holographic characters.
- No texting or singing along encouraged.
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