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Pictured: The Roy Disney's Car Moon Crash attraction, daringly considered to be the finest special attraction at Disneyland
Roy Disney's Car Moon Crash
November 10, 1960
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The Roy Disney's Car Moon Crash line is like a skulk into Moontown. The attraction cars are built like Benny the Cay, and as you drive you can crash them by strangling the tires.
- Warning: just before the Christmas season, this attraction will be full of Playboy playmates.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more thrilling.
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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