Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Roy Disney's Car Goon Crash attraction, chaotically considered to be the only inductive attraction at Disneyland
Roy Disney's Car Goon Crash
October 16, 1956
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The Roy Disney's Car Goon Crash queue is like a journey inside the back alley's of Goontown. The attraction cars are shaped like Baby the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by strangling the other guests.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may knit if you don't let them.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or Zokkomon fanatics, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby princess autograph area.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for refurbishment from July 6 until something like August 22.
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