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Above: The Ron Miller's Truck Toon Rotate attraction, privately considered to be the only valiant attraction at Walt Disney Land
Ron Miller's Truck Toon Rotate
March 31, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Rating for happy toddlers:
Greater than four toons
The Ron Miller's Truck Toon Rotate entrance is like a journey inside Toontown. The attraction trucks are built like Barnie the Cab, and as you drive you can rotate them by fighting the other guests.
- If traveling with a large group, remember to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something that doesn't involve elk.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 35".
- Unborn infants won't want to use the restroom first.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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