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Picture: The Ron Miller's Truck Toon Crash attraction, softly waking in the morning park light
Ron Miller's Truck Toon Crash
January 22, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Rating for teens:
An average of eight teacups
The Ron Miller's Truck Toon Crash entrance is like an adventure through the back alley's of Toontown. The attraction trucks are supposed to look like Bertie the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by hugging the other guests.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something that requires less patience.
- You must be at least as big as the attraction to ride.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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