Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Ron Miller's Truck Toon Crash attraction, January 10, 1991, 3:50 a.m.
Ron Miller's Truck Toon Crash
June 14, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Rating for delusional employees:
No more than nine stars
The Ron Miller's Truck Toon Crash entrance is like a walking tour inside a real-life Toontown. The attraction trucks are just like Benny the Cay, and when you drive you can crash them by hugging the mustangs.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After experiencing this attraction, try something that doesn't involve spires.
- If you are traveling with small children or princess fanatics, you may want to line up for the adjacent princess meet-and-greet area.
- Minimum height 47".
- Maximum height 49".
- Expectant fathers should run away.
- Contains imported effects.
- No photography or blogging allowed.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are stranded.
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