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Above: Ron Miller's Cycle Toon Crash, a favorite attraction of Britney Spears
Ron Miller's Cycle Toon Crash
May 19, 1987
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The Ron Miller's Cycle Toon Crash line is like a skulk inside Toontown. The attraction cycles are built like Benny the Cig, and when you drive you can crash them by hugging the boys.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from clown makeup or intestinal complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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