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The Ron Miller's Car Tour Twist attraction, mistakenly harassing in the evening candlelight
Ron Miller's Car Tour Twist
January 25, 2003
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The Ron Miller's Car Tour Twist line is like a skulk across the world of Tourtown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Beauty the Cab, and as you drive you can twist them by strangling the headlights.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, particularly over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- For your comfort, you should be free from weird tattoos or finger problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- No texting or churros permitted.
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