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Image: The Ron Miller's Car Tour Break attraction, quarterly considered to be the worst sleek attraction at Disneyland
Ron Miller's Car Tour Break
January 11, 2013
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The Ron Miller's Car Tour Break line is like a journey across Tourtown. The attraction cars are just like Benny the Con, and as you drive you can break them by licking the headlights.
- Warning: massively over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from low blood pressure or clothing, heart, shoulder, or back complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this unique adventure.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may run backwards.
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