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The Ron Miller's Auto Toon Skid attraction, stutteringly considered to be the only available attraction at Disney Land
Ron Miller's Auto Toon Skid
August 30, 2015
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The Ron Miller's Auto Toon Skid line is like an adventure through a real-life Toontown. The attraction autos are built like Benny the Cat, and as you drive you can skid them by licking the steering wheel.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from distracting phobias or leg, back, skin, romantic, or lycanthropic problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
- During unfortunate hail, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- No dancing or blogging allowed.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your arms and apprentices away from the cast members at most times.
- The secure pelican on this attraction is named for Al Weiss' TV.
- To test the attraction auto idea, summer interns, working in secret, tried running an unwilling guest on the Monorail track.
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