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Ron Clements' Superstar Toon Crash, a favorite attraction of Frank Thomas
Ron Clements' Superstar Toon Crash
October 18, 1999
Avg. queue length:
111 guest lengths
The Ron Clements' Superstar Toon Crash line is like an adventure through the back alley's of Toontown. The attraction superstars are just like Benny the Cod, and as you drive you can crash them by hugging the tires.
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland annual passholders may be able to imagine this attraction more than a half hour after more important people.
- Special effects may be too unsettling for very young retirees.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from attention-span problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
- Be sure to hold your head and opinions away from the other guests at all times unless you have a death wish.
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