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Romeo's Truck Toon Crash, a favorite attraction of Michael Eisner
Romeo's Truck Toon Crash
July 21, 1975
Avg. queue length:
The Romeo's Truck Toon Crash entrance is like a tour through Toontown. The attraction trucks are built like Benny the Cop, and as you drive you can crash them by hugging the steering wheel.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 31".
- Pregnant pylons will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for retirees.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from chest, elbow, or hip problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, guests are required to buy safety waivers.
- The parking structures adjacent to this attraction are dominated by drunken grad-nite students.
- To test the attraction truck idea, pranksters rode a Davy Crockett canoe on King Arthur Carrousel.
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