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The Romeo's Car Moon Crash attraction as seen from the top of Mexico
Romeo's Car Moon Crash
December 19, 1979
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The Romeo's Car Moon Crash line is like a trip inside the bad part of Moontown. The attraction cars are formed like Benny the Cow, and while you drive you can crash them by hugging the headlights.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember not to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from intestinal or ribcage complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No photography or drinks encouraged.
- The parking structures near this attraction are overrun with escaped toons.
- To test the attraction car design, pranksters rode a Tom Sawyer Island raft on the "it's a small world" track.
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