Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Romeo's Car Moon Crash attraction, June 24, 1994, 1:95 a.m.
Romeo's Car Moon Crash
March 5, 1957
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 43 minutes in metric)
The Romeo's Car Moon Crash queue is like a slink inside the bad part of Moontown. The attraction cars are formed like Benny the Cap, and when you drive you can crash them by sleeping the tires.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know queue up for this attraction if in a hurry in the afternoon.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something shorter.
- During selected "Free Mornings," Disneyland executives will want to repeatedly ride this attraction more than a moment preceeding the gates opening.
- Minimum height 24" (or 12" and adorable).
- Maximum width 34".
- Expectant fathers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- CAUTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from '50s haircuts or ankle, kidney, hip, or heart problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
- Make sure to keep your hats and opinions inside the other guests at appropriate times.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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