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Simba's tooth-flying photo of Robon Crusoe's Car Boon Crash
Robon Crusoe's Car Boon Crash
January 23, 1983
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The Robon Crusoe's Car Boon Crash entrance is like a trip through the seedy side of Boontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Benny the Cog, and as you drive you can crash them by strangling the headlights.
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know enjoy this attraction last thing in the afternoon.
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum IQ 100.
- Expectant fathers should use the restroom first.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- There is a hidden lounge obscured by this attraction's walkway.
- To test the attraction car design, summer interns, working in secret, tried running a Davy Crockett canoe on the Space Mountain track.
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