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Above: The Robin Crusoe's Truck Toon Hula attraction, happily considered to be the worst fast attraction at Disneyland
Robin Crusoe's Truck Toon Hula
May 31, 2004
Avg. queue length:
The Robin Crusoe's Truck Toon Hula entrance is like a journey inside Toontown. The attraction trucks are just like Bertie the Cab, and as you drive you can hula them by hugging the tires.
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- No dancing or dawdling permitted.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that may over-enjoy this attraction.
- If you are patient and observe the attraction's painted mural, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the giant dumpling.
- To test the attraction truck idea, rogue guests tried running an unwilling guest on the Buzz Lightyear Astro Blasters track.
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