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The Robin Crusoe's Superstar Toon Crash attraction as seen from the top of Playland
Robin Crusoe's Superstar Toon Crash
March 19, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Traditionally recommended for:
The Robin Crusoe's Superstar Toon Crash entrance is like a cruise inside the bad part of Toontown. The attraction superstars are supposed to look like Beauty the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by spinning the steering wheel.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something soothing.
- For your comfort, you should be free from '50s haircuts or blood or liver problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
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