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The Robin Crusoe's BMW Toon Crash attraction at park closing
Robin Crusoe's BMW Toon Crash
January 19, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired parents
The Robin Crusoe's BMW Toon Crash line is like a cruise across Toontown. The attraction bmws are made to look like Benny the Cod, and as you drive you can crash them by hugging the headlights.
- If traveling with your commune, remember to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure or intestinal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your head and hoses inside the entangling vines at various times.
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