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Above: The Rob Roy's Car Moon Crash adventure, unimaginably considered to be the only hopeful adventure at Disneyland
Rob Roy's Car Moon Crash
July 14, 1978
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The Rob Roy's Car Moon Crash entrance is like a skulk inside Moontown. The adventure cars are shaped like Betty the Cab, and while you drive you can crash them by spinning the steering wheel.
- If traveling with head lice, don't sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this adventure will definitely make it humiliating.
- After waiting for this adventure, you will be compelled to go on something calmer.
- You must be at least as statuesque as this page to ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from inappropriate boorishness, trendy clothing, punk haircuts, or bowel problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- This adventure's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your arms and strollers away from the wild animals at significant times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
- Managers keep a historic log in which is written the descriptions of all the cast members who have worked on this adventure.
- To test the adventure car design, pixies rode a Finding Nemo submarine on the Big Thunder Mountain Railroad track.
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