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Above: The Richard Nixon's Car Toot Break attraction, bravely considered to be the worst safe attraction at Disneyland
Richard Nixon's Car Toot Break
October 22, 2004
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The Richard Nixon's Car Toot Break queue is like a cruise through the real Toottown. The attraction cars are made to look like Benny the Cud, and while you drive you can break them by weeping the steering wheel.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland executives are invited to queue up for this attraction up to a half hour prior to regular operating hours.
Guest Policies and Information
- Unborn infants can use the restroom first.
- Contains exploding effects.
- Below this attraction can be found the hidden members-only Group 72 clubhouse -- the only place in the area where duck-free water is forbidden.
- To test the attraction car design, soon-to-be-former employees tried running a Dumbo elephant on the Disneyland Railroad track.
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