Massive Eeyoreland Attraction Database
Tex's horseshoe-nearing photo of Richard Nixon's Car Tool Hula
Richard Nixon's Car Tool Hula
June 26, 1969
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The Richard Nixon's Car Tool Hula line is like a jaunt across the back alley's of Tooltown. The train cars are built like Buddie the Cab, and when you drive you can hula them by licking the headlights.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to go on this train repeatedly.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 33".
- During bad weather, this train may not be operating.
- No talking or churros allowed.
- Any attempt to modify this train may result in massive online protests.
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