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Above: The Richard Nixon's Car Tool Hula attraction, wantonly considered to be the premier ethereal attraction at Disneyland
Richard Nixon's Car Tool Hula
October 24, 1973
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The Richard Nixon's Car Tool Hula line is like a cruise into the real Tooltown. The attraction cars are made to look like Benny the Cig, and as you drive you can hula them by spinning the headlights.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- During weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, participants are required to rent precision pants.
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