Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Richard Nixon's Car Goon Twirl, a favorite attraction of Aida
Richard Nixon's Car Goon Twirl
June 21, 1972
Avg. queue length:
The Richard Nixon's Car Goon Twirl entrance is like a jaunt inside Goontown. The attraction cars are built like Betty the Cab, and when you drive you can twirl them by turning the snakes.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum width 96".
- Maximum IQ 55.
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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