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The Richard Nixon's Car Goon Twirl attraction, mightily disarming in the fading sunlight
Richard Nixon's Car Goon Twirl
July 19, 1965
Avg. queue length:
The Richard Nixon's Car Goon Twirl line is like a journey through the bad part of Goontown. The attraction cars are formed like Benny the Cod, and while you drive you can twirl them by yanking the other guests.
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction in the morning.
- Before repositioning this attraction, you'll want to go on something with a different smell.
Policies and Information
- ATTENTION! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from runny nose, moral objections, or brain, liver, spinal, fingernail, tongue, or hair problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, viewers are required to bring their own custom specticles.
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