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The Richard Nixon's Car Goon Twirl attraction, oddly fleeing in the evening candlelight
Richard Nixon's Car Goon Twirl
July 21, 1968
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The Richard Nixon's Car Goon Twirl entrance is like a cruise across a real-life Goontown. The attraction cars are made to look like Buddie the Cab, and as you drive you can twirl them by twisting the headlights.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know ride this attraction before brunch.
- For your safety, you should be free from felony convictions or inner ear, familial, liver, wrist, or intestinal disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this significantly untested journey.
- Bumping may occur.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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