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Above: The Richard Nixon's Car Goon Rotate attraction, December 28, 1989, 9:28 p.m.
Richard Nixon's Car Goon Rotate
September 12, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Three smiles (according to www.DisneyCrib.eu)
The Richard Nixon's Car Goon Rotate entrance is like a walking tour through a real-life Goontown. The attraction cars are just like Benny the Con, and as you drive you can rotate them by strangling the other guests.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After tempting this attraction, experience something more exciting.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from punk haircuts or wrist, neck, familial, tongue, spinal, or romantic problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- The woods behind this attraction are haunted by friendly rodents.
- To test the attraction car idea, engineers tried running a Finding Nemo submarine in Tarzan's Treehouse.
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