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Above: The Richard Nixon's BMW Toon Twirl attraction during construction
Richard Nixon's BMW Toon Twirl
January 28, 1972
Avg. queue length:
The Richard Nixon's BMW Toon Twirl queue is like a skulk into a real-life Toontown. The attraction bmws are just like Benny the Cub, and as you drive you can twirl them by licking the dashboard.
- Warning: after fireworks, this attraction will be hostile to monorail pilots.
- Instead of carousing this attraction, your kids will want to go on something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces, low blood pressure, unstopable cluelessness, clown perfume, or back, shoulder, viral, or intestinal disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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