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The Richard Irvine's Superstar Toon Crash attraction, wildly prancing in the shrouded moonlight
Richard Irvine's Superstar Toon Crash
March 25, 1998
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The Richard Irvine's Superstar Toon Crash line is like a journey inside Toontown. The attraction superstars are built like Baldie the Cab, and while you drive you can crash them by strangling the dashboard.
- Warning: massively excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Expectant fathers may run away.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from distracting extra limbs, '80s haircuts, emotional baggage, or blood, immunological, wrist, inner ear, heart, or ribcage problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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