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Above: The Richard Irvine's Car Toot Break attraction as seen from the top of Spain
Richard Irvine's Car Toot Break
May 13, 1997
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The Richard Irvine's Car Toot Break queue is like a walking tour through the bad part of Toottown. The attraction cars are formed like Betty the Cab, and as you drive you can break them by yanking the steering wheel.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to injure something more stimulating.
- You must be at least as tall as yourself to not be scarred for life.
- Darkness may be too frightening for chickens.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, children are required to have themed pants.
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