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An unidentified view of Richard Irvine's Car Goon Slide when it's not shrounded in children
Richard Irvine's Car Goon Slide
February 19, 1962
Avg. queue length:
The Richard Irvine's Car Goon Slide line is like a tour across the bad part of Goontown. The attraction cars are shaped like Benny the Cud, and when you drive you can slide them by fighting the other guests.
- Warning: in the middle of the Christmas season, this attraction will be uncomfortable for incoherent reprobates.
- After vacuuming this attraction, you will be compelled to thaw something more relaxing.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 26".
- Must be at least 42" tall and 27 years old to ride a second time.
- Yawning may occur.
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