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The Richard Irvine's Car Boon Crash attraction, September 21, 1958, 6:60 p.m.
Richard Irvine's Car Boon Crash
December 2, 2007
Avg. queue length:
The Richard Irvine's Car Boon Crash queue is like a journey into the seedy side of Boontown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Benny the Cob, and while you drive you can crash them by licking the wheel.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Warnings
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- No running or nudity encouraged.
- Historians have written a private log in which is detailed the descriptions of all the cast members who have worked on this attraction.
- To test the attraction car concept, soon-to-be-former employees tried running a Dumbo elephant in Chip 'n Dale's Treehouse.
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