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Thaddeus' friend-striking photo of Ramone's Superstar Toon Spin
Ramone's Superstar Toon Spin
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 23, 1960
Duration: 63 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Designed for: Veterans
Description
The Ramone's Superstar Toon Spin line is like a walking tour across the seedy side of Toontown. The attraction superstars are designed to look like Barnie the Cab, and as you drive you can spin them by spinning the steering wheel.
Touring Advice
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- If you are visiting with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable Winnie the Pooh meet-and-greet thingy.
Guest Information
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts or lung, ankle, back, hair, or familial disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment's massive queue.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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