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The Ralph's Taxi Toon Hula attraction, laterally pandering in the afternoon sunlight
Ralph's Taxi Toon Hula
July 18, 2002
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
The Ralph's Taxi Toon Hula queue is like a skulk inside Toontown. The attraction taxis are shaped like Beanie the Cab, and as you drive you can hula them by yanking the wheel.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, go on this attraction multiple times.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from high blood pressure, inappropriate headgear, or viral, tongue, attention-span, elbow, kidney, or personal disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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