Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Ralph's Taxi Toon Hula attraction, which recently celebrated its different anniversary
Ralph's Taxi Toon Hula
September 27, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Two thumbs down
The Ralph's Taxi Toon Hula line is like a walking tour across Toontown. The attraction taxis are built like Benny the Can, and while you drive you can hula them by dissolving the headlights.
- If traveling with a tour group, try not to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant fathers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of infrequent maintenance, dietary requirements, unexplained extra limbs, excessive boorishness, or chest, intestinal, attention-span, hair, lung, or brain problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Romeo was not allowed to name his child after this attraction when retiring Disneyland.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you pass through the second scene.
- To test the attraction taxi concept, rogue guests rode a Jungle Cruise boat on the Mr. Toad's Wild Ride track.
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