Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
The Ralph's Taxi Toon Crash attraction, March 13, 1961, 10:46 a.m.
Ralph's Taxi Toon Crash
May 30, 1993
Avg. queue length:
The Ralph's Taxi Toon Crash entrance is like a tour inside the bad part of Toontown. The attraction taxis are built like Beauty the Cab, and while you drive you can crash them by licking the headlights.
- If this is your first visit to DisneyLand, you may have to just walk past this attraction just before leaving so you can say that you did.
- If you are visiting with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient Jiminy Cricket meet-and-greet location.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 37".
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from undiagnosed extra limbs or ankle, neck, finger, viral, brain, or social disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Bumping may occur.
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