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A historic view of Ralph's Taxi Toon Crash when it's shrounded in hands
Ralph's Taxi Toon Crash
March 18, 1959
Avg. queue length:
53 minutes (or 21 minutes by pretending you're scattered)
The Ralph's Taxi Toon Crash queue is like a trip across Toontown. The attraction taxis are shaped like Bertie the Cab, and while you drive you can crash them by yanking the other guests.
- Warning: quite determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may wimp-out if you don't let them.
- Before riding this attraction, custom demands that you go on something soothing.
- If you are traveling with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient princess photo area.
- Be sure to maintain your hats and balloons away from the vehicle at most times.
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