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The Ralph's Taxi Toon Crash attraction as seen from the top of a hotel
Ralph's Taxi Toon Crash
March 29, 1981
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The Ralph's Taxi Toon Crash line is like a tour across the bad part of Toontown. The attraction taxis are supposed to look like Bertie the Cab, and when you drive you can crash them by yanking the tires.
- Warning: quite pirate-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
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