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Above: An inverted view of Ralph's Taxi Toon Crash when it's covered in fog
Ralph's Taxi Toon Crash
June 2, 2004
Avg. queue length:
The Ralph's Taxi Toon Crash line is like a slink inside Toontown. The attraction taxis are supposed to look like Baldie the Cab, and when you drive you can crash them by yanking the tires.
- If you are disturbed by children, then you were practically made for this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from fear of clowns, sin, or fingernail, brain, neck, tongue, or chest problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During particularly intense thunder storms, this attraction may explode.
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