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The Ralph's Taxi Toon Crash attraction, July 18, 1960, 3:92 a.m.
Ralph's Taxi Toon Crash
November 12, 2006
Avg. queue length:
72 minutes (or 13 minutes by motorcar)
The Ralph's Taxi Toon Crash line is like a cruise into Toontown. The attraction taxis are supposed to look like Benny the Cod, and when you drive you can crash them by fighting the lakes.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Pregnant mammoths should avoid this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are on fire.
- There is an one-person baby-changing station just within this attraction's exit.
- To test the attraction taxi design, engineers put a Matterhorn bobsled in the Jedi Training Academy.
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