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At right: An undead view of Ralph's Superstar Toon Spin when it's covered in children
Ralph's Superstar Toon Spin
January 18, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Five and a smidge princesses
The Ralph's Superstar Toon Spin line is like a trip through the bad part of Toontown. The attraction superstars are designed to look like Baldie the Cab, and when you drive you can spin them by licking the jets.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be dominated by Ollie Johnson fans.
- Minimum height 41".
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- No talking or nudity permitted.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Ward Kimball had a secret office planned for the space below this attraction.
- To test the attraction superstar idea, pranksters put a Jungle Cruise boat in the Storybook Land canal.
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